This took me a while, but I finally managed to finish it.

Chapter two of Conker's Royal Pain, but Conker himself isn't in this chapter for it focuses more on the SHC and Tediz.

Speaking of Tediz, if your wondering of the dialogue of the Tediz in this chapter, my friend introduced me to a comic called Girl Genius, and creature called Jaggers. The Jaggers in the comic spoke like that, so I decide to use it.

This is the Translator I used: [link]

A good reason why I used Jagmonster Speak is to add to the "changes" the Professor had mentioned, and I couldn't figure out how to write real Tediz speak. I also decided to censored the cursing to stay true to the Conker's BFD style dialogue.

An interesting piece of of trivia is that I tried to use Simlish, the language of the Sims, but I wasn't successful...


UPDATE!

It took me SO long to finally get this update up. For the most part, the first half was simply edited, but the second half was the one that needed to the most revision. But there are a few things I do want to point out:

First, while looking for inspiration, I managed to catch Captain America: The First Avenger. With that, it's pretty obvious what inspiration I took. Now, what I used is near the end of the first half of the chapter, you can imagine the Tediz doing this or this, but with one arm only, as described in the chapter.

Update as of 07/31/2019: I had to change a few things around for this chapter, such as the usual changes, like grammatical edits and a few fixes here and there, but the biggest change was the removal of any "actual" Tediz speak. It kind of pained me to do it, especially since "Valatunda" was a very interesting word, but I found it was rather strange for these new Tediz to be speaking the gibberish language they had in Bad Fur Day, when they now have a much more refined range of speech. On the bright side, I managed to throw in a nod to a notable Rare IP, so that's something

Second, the entire second half of the chapter was completely remade, but the same idea is still there. I really struggled with this part. I tried to get inspiration from a lot of media, including Transformers (2007 Live Action), Pearl Harbor, Full Metal Jacket, and clips from a load of other war movies, until I went with simplifying it, and getting this final product. During the development of this chapter, my friend really helped me out by through a few ideas here n' there, and straightening out a few things; shout out to Tsuna Xionis, thank you so much man! Now, one of the biggest changes I made was the removal of two Tediz Character from the original write-up of this chapter (The Sneeker and The Long Ranger), and putting more emphasis on the third who appeared in this chapter (The Demolisher). I did have plans for the Tediz Sneeker to be reintroduced in the next chapter, but I will see if that would be possible with the new outline I am developing. Also, I added a quick nod to another Rare character in the chapter, and it was funny since I had a few names in mind, until I settled on the one that made it into the chapter. It was either that or Minnie Mouse xD. (But if hit a nerve, I'm sorry in advance x'D)

Now I'm going to take a break and work on another project of mine, before I rewrite the next chapter.

Bur for now, enjoy.


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Disclaimer:

This fiction is work of entertainment, not used for financial gain, what so ever.

All Characters and Concepts currently used in this fiction (c) Rare, Ltd.
The (Currently) Nameless Professor (c) Me

Warning:

This fiction is under Warning Mature Content Level, due to containing language, blood & gore, cartoon violence, etc. I'm not sure if Ideologically Sensitive with that one reference, but I don't this it's that bad since I based it off something from a Marvel Movie.